The perks of living with a biology teacher
- scene; 5 pm dinner on the patio
- Me: Mom, can you pass the salad
- Mom: Oh wow! look at that!
- Me: what.
- Mom: Oh my god how cool! Look at this, there has to be at least 40 of them!
- Me: .....what
- Mom: This spider egg just hatched! They are all over the table! Look how cool
- Me: ' walking away from the table' I'm eating inside.